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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    You have to come to GD for entertainment.How you all doing in the penthouse.What you drinking and listening to?
     
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  2. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    It’s summertime; everyone’s doing their holiday thing, I suppose?

    I’m just going to run the mower around before I lose all the light (but I’ll have to battle the mosquitoes; no-one ever accused me of brilliance :laugh:) and then it’s sangria, a Spotify summer tunes playlist and the hot tub for me. :)
     
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  3. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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  4. deleted user 963741

    deleted user 963741 The Practical Outlaw Banned!

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    Had to work late...jobsite fun.

    Now watching some Dirty Harry and enjoying a vodka straight.

    And looking online for plane tickets to the Sub Tub....lol....
     
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      You had to right...
      Biscuits!
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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      I’m such a wuss about drinking booze straight. I can drink copious amounts of alcohol, but I really don’t like it naked. I need it dressed up in fancy glasses with fussy mixes.
       
    3. dirtyjedi
      I don't mind a mixer but would rather drink vodka neat the bite is nice
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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      I think I’d hurl.
       
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      Lol don't do that get enough horrible secretions with potty training
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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  5. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    @Bobolink that sounds like a enjoyable evening ya bastard!
    Pour me a vodka,grumpy now
     
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      You are always welcome to join me in a couple of fingers of vodka......pouring now....
       
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      No freaky shit you try and ruthie me I'm telling....
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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  6. deleted user 963741

    deleted user 963741 The Practical Outlaw Banned!

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    Lol...I am anything but freaky....and ruthie can bring an avacodo....(movie reference)
     
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  7. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Well this went gay quick.
     
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  8. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    1. Valspar
      Nope! I learned my lesson from my buddy @Arquebus.
      My phone never forgets.
       
      Valspar, Jul 13, 2019
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      As long as there's meat between the manwich you are safe
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I like cheese. Anybody got any Swiss? I ran out.
     
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      I have some chocolate pudding.
      Seriously... I do.
       
      Valspar, Jul 13, 2019
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      That sounds like a trap,get in my van..I have pudding
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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      I’d get in a van for cheese or chips and salsa but not pudding.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jul 13, 2019
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      Where's my salsa wagon
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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      She'd never fall for Cosby's puddin cup trick it seems.
       
      Ed Itor, Jul 13, 2019
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  10. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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      Cooking skills on point
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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  11. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Grass is done! And I didn’t even need a flashlight. :laugh:

    And now I might need a charcuterie tray for the sub tub. Hmmm. I’ve got double-cream Brie, smoked Gouda, soppressata and calabrese salami, and some crackers.

    This is all your fault, cupcake.
     
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      That's more like it!
      Grilled caribou and beer
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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      Promises...promises...
      Go stomp Tokyo, Subzilla.
       
      Valspar, Jul 13, 2019
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      Tokyo got obliterated. ;)
       
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      DJ was clearly slacking at 3 in the morning. missing an innuendo like 'blowing the doors off' is utterly shocking!
       
      Pulsar66, Jul 13, 2019
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      Sometimes it just doesn't need saying, the innuendo is implied by my haste to post
      Pretty sure I was smiling
       
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  12. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    I am drinking vodka and staying in the air-conditioning because it’s freaking hot here !
     
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      Good choice,vodka is my chosen tipple
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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      Mine too, although a good Crown Royal straight or on the rocks on a hot day would be welcomed.
       
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  13. Up the duds2018

    Up the duds2018 Amateur

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    What’s the craic
     
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  14. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    I wish that I had some Gouda cheese because that’s my cheese of choice.
     
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      Smoked Gouda is divine.
       
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  15. Up the duds2018

    Up the duds2018 Amateur

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    Nice,I’d much prefer a lady to chat with myself
     
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      We don't provide ladies,they must be wrangled on your own...
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I’m just reading some porn and drinking a slurpee. I’m classy that way :)
     
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      Ahh. A Slush then
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Oct 12, 2019
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      Yarp
       
      dirtyjedi, Oct 12, 2019
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      It’s called a Slurpee at 7-11 :)
       
      Cherrypop, Oct 12, 2019
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      A few years ago now but they used to be all the rage over here with vodka added and then they tried going up market with cocktails but instead of crushed ice some bright spark decided liquid nitrogen would be a more appealing? until a girl out for her 18th Birthday had to have her stomach removed
       
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      Gaby Scanlon, now 20, had been with friends at Oscar’s Wine Bar and Bistro in Lancaster when she was given the Nitro-Jägermeister shot in celebration of her 18th birthday. But upon drinking the normally £3.95 drink she described feeling agonising pain and was forced to loosen her clothing as smoke billowed from her mouth and nose.Scanlon said: “I turned to the man and asked if it was OK to drink. He said ‘yes’. Smoke was coming from my nose and mouth. Straight away I knew something was not right. My stomach expanded.
      Scanlon from Heysham, Lancashire, was taken to the Royal Lancaster infirmary for surgery to remove her stomach and her small bowel connected with her oesophagus, to save her life.
       
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  17. Up the duds2018

    Up the duds2018 Amateur

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    Sexy you mean
     
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      Is that sexy? The porn is definitely yummy
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 13, 2019
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  18. Up the duds2018

    Up the duds2018 Amateur

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    God yeah sexy as fuck
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      The porn is brand new and just written by this author that I know.And the Slurpee is cherry coke flavour. So pretty effing amazing Friday night lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 13, 2019
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      Sounds like little slice of heaven,want some lasagna too?
       
      dirtyjedi, Jul 13, 2019
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    3. Cherrypop
      Mmmmm I’d love some lasagna please!!
      And thanks for the sexy story :) I read it a few times last night
       
      Cherrypop, Jul 13, 2019
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    4. dirtyjedi
      Never a problem,enjoying making you excited with words.Plays right into my librarian fetish haha
       
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  19. Up the duds2018

    Up the duds2018 Amateur

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